Peeta had a crush on Katniss, who had a crush on Gale, who had a crush on squirrels. Haymitch got drunk, Effie wore a wig. Peeta and Katniss were forced to fight for their lives. Bang! Almost everyone’s dead. Fake relationship is the thing in the arena. Party at the Cornucopia. Cato got mad. Thresh rocked Clove’s world. Foxface died because she was too smart. Cato’s bones were gnawed by big wild dogs. Katniss and Peeta had poison in their mouth, but it was all for the games. President Snow was not amused. And that’s what you missed on “The Hunger Games!”.