December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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i know it’ll have to drown me:... →
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Why. is. it. always. so. bloody. difficult. with. you.” e muttered furiously, punctuating each word with a kiss. “Why can’t you just accept this, accept us?”
Tumblr groaned, eyes shut and the familiar arousal spiking at the feel of e’s skin on his. It wasn’t right,…
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argarfield:
It’s so confusing though when I see an American person write a date like 12/17/11 and I’m like BUT THERE IS NO SEVENTEENTH MONTH
family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
me:
family:
me:
family: are you a lesbian
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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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Seb on the radio to Rocky after the Hungarian...
Rocky: You're finishing in front of Alonso, Hamilton, and Webber today. It's a good day.
Sebastian: But I want to win.
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
Meeting my favourite F1-Driver
Me: Will you sign this?
Him: Yeah sure!
Him: Wait what is that?
Me: Marriage certificate..
Him: Wait, but I-
Me: SEE YOU AT HOME AT 7 FOR DINNER AND SEXY TIMES!
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
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Watchp3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
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