February 2012
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
imperialcondesexy:
i used to hate mondays but now they’re just hilarious
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Can I just say that the F1 fandom is the nicest...
for-one-last-time:
sebfreak:
amyf1:
There’s no drama or fighting and it’s just so welcoming and fun xD
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So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
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adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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batmitzvah:
imagine twenty years in the future and kurt and blaine have to take their first daughter bra shopping and their daughter is so embarrassed and kurt doesn’t want to be there but blaine did tons of research and he’s really excited and recommending all of these brands and the other two just want to DIE
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
So here's what you missed on The Hunger Games:
Peeta had a crush on Katniss, who had a crush on Gale, who had a crush on squirrels. Haymitch got drunk, Effie wore a wig. Peeta and Katniss were forced to fight for their lives. Bang! Almost everyone’s dead. Fake relationship is the thing in the arena. Party at the Cornucopia. Cato got mad. Thresh rocked Clove’s world. Foxface died because she was too smart. Cato’s bones were gnawed by big wild...
The differences between puberty.
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Daddy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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helivesunderawaterfall:
How people play Pokémon: Let’s find out the base stats of this pokémon, the amount of advantages and disadvantages it’s type has, his nature and abilities, it’s capacities to learn different TMs and HMs and let’s then combine it’s powers with 5 other pokémon that will make a balanced team.
How I play Pokémon:
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
